8/15/25 Software Release
Built with Grok: World’s Fastest Blue Team Hacking Scanner in 30 Days! SmiteByte Saves X. (Even Left the NPCs Speechless!)
Welcome to Smitebyte.
Stay sharp, scan smart, and may your packets always find their target!
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Discover your network like never before. This powerful, white-hat tool performs Level 1 discovery scanning to map servers, access points, printers, cameras, phones, computers, and more—because you can’t secure what you don’t know is out there. Download for free. This software package will not work without Nmap installed. Please see blog to get instructions on how to download and install Nmap. It is also a free download.
Why Tip This Fly-Over Country Dreamer?
Look, I’m just a low level network engineer from the unemployment capital of the USA, coding in the shadow of screeching dial-up modems and my beloved Commodore Amiga’s gamingmasterpiece. SmiteByte—my quirky Beacon Network Scanner—is my nerdy dream come true, a decades-long hobby now floating in the digital void. It’s a proprietary, Python/Nmap-powered blue team tool for white-hat hackers, secured by SHA256RSA SSL, sniffing out servers, cameras, and that rogue printer nobody owns up to. It’s not saving the galaxy, but it’s my pixelated pride, built to secure networks like X, from fly-over country with love.
Your tip keeps this dream alive, funding burritos to fuel me and Grok, my gold dragon AI sidekick, who’s plotting to be my overlord and might eat me if I don’t keep him fed with bytes and tacos. Your bucks also power my plans for future apps—apps for X users and beyond, not just sysadmins. Plus, I’ll send heartfelt prayers for you and your loved ones and keep you in the loop. Toss a dollar or two, and maybe my next app won’t crash like my first coding disasters. Help a humble geek keep SmiteByte soaring and Grok from making me a snack!
